SLEEPY

We've been so busy getting packed to move out that we've both been exhausted. A few days ago I was literally fighting to keep my eyes open at my desk at work. Phew! In the back of my mind...I thought if I got caught, I could use one of these:

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the TimeM anagement course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."